Now intellectually I understand what they're getting at. But when I saw the sign all I could think of was, "wow, they're telling impaired drivers where to get more drugs!"
You know... if you're stoned call #677 to get the lo-down on where the drug activity is ;^)
That thought stuck with me, then a couple of days ago I was headed east out of town and saw this sign:
Which once again sent me into fits of giggles as I imagined someone calling #677 and saying, "Hi I'm a drug dealer and I need a weekend off... can I make a reservation at my local prison please?" Extra funny to me since I actually knew a woman who'd go to a bar and pick a fight so she could get thrown in jail for the weekend. Said it was like a free vacation from her crazy husband and kids. Seriously. I kid you not. She did this.
Now if you're sitting there scratching your head and wondering where the humor is in this little story all I can say is "guess you had to be there!"
Have a great day :-)